爱之入骨【阿玢】
爱之入骨【阿玢】
爱之入骨
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爱之入骨
晚上，我正趴在电脑上敲字，妻子有
盐没调的说我写文章的坏话：阳台上的
衣服也看不见收，地都快脏成猪圈了也
不知道拖，兔子饿的在屋里乱翻腾，也
不知道给喂点菜叶子。嫁给爱写文章的
人真是倒八辈子霉了。虽然她的“语”倾
盆大雨的下着，我却任凭风吹浪打，依
旧把键盘敲打的不亦乐乎。时不时还会
敬一句，孔子曰“惟小人与妻子难养！”
斌子曰“世之所求多矣，惟妻子最多，然
百句不顶一句乎？”
妻子见我无动于衷，到阳台的柿爪子
上摘了个红艳艳的柿子又来到我的背后
甜溜溜的吃着。这时我感到背后有手在
动，扭头一看她在我答在椅子上的衣服
口袋里仔仔细细的拿捏着-----搜钱哩。
我大惊，连呼，别劳神了这两天早就干
了，昨天不是让你给腾空了吗？你的钱
啥时候空过。听说昨天发值班费了。你
听谁说的？听小娟说的，那我去问小娟
呀！在上衣里没有收获，他又要搜裤
兜。我急了，脱口而出：我提出抗议我
对你的这种做法“爱之入骨”。哈哈，妻
子手停了，语住了。把红艳艳的柿子喂
到了我的嘴里。
也许是急的出错，也许是急中生
智，恨之入骨在嘴里转了个弯竟然成了
爱之入骨。妻子款款的拉着我说，你都
写了半天了也该保护自己的眼睛了，来
起来锻炼一下。我站起来，妻子把拖把
送到我手里。我浑身使劲的干了起来。
记得母亲曾给我说过一句箴言“哄死人不
填命”。磕磕绊绊的夫妻之间有时真的需
要来个语言急转弯，说不定就会收到意
想不到的效果。
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